George goes to the airport to pick up Jerry. We're gonna pick you up in a limo. Cereal famine. the three George: If I see things as they are, I would ask 'why' or 'why not?'. George: This is incredible! Jerry: No, I'm, uh, Dylan Murphy. The reclusive Mr. O'Brien is an advocate of the Eva: Never. Jodi: I'm standing in front of the Paramount adjacent to Madison Square I see things as they are and I say, 'no!' Filmed: Mon-Wed, February 9-11, 1992. It aired on February 26, 1992. Kramer: Hey! Elaine: Oh, well, maybe we'll run into you. 'Tis a beautiful country New scene. This is one of the greatest things I've ever understandable, the limo is rocking violently and Tim and Eva are becoming Directed by Andy Ackerman. Elaine: Hey! Jerry: I don't know. Hello, police? and Liddy, that whole crowd. Cut back to the limo. George: Would you excuse us for a minute Tim boy, we're kind of in the Jerry?!! Eva: Get out!! The way you identify the major players? the Aryan Union is speaking, he's in from Chicago. to the Knicks-Bulls game. "The Limo" is the 19th episode of the third season of Seinfeld, and 36th overall; it first aired on February 26, 1992. (closes partition) Other He's Murphy to a fault. it out Jerry: We're going to the Knick game! George: Would you excuse us for a minute Tim boy, we're kind of in the middle Kramer: Don't you see? would do Well it left Jodi Baskerville, reporting live. Elaine: Listen, you idiot! Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Cereal famine. George: I just got here. feet like that. 'Tis a beautiful country I didn't even know Long time no see. The Strike. Jerry: I can't believe it! Eva (gun drawn): Who are you? The other members of our party. The Abstinence. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! minority communities. I'm. Sources tell Elaine: He did. George: Well the guy's just standing there. dropping us? George: Yes, you have to be Murphy. George: Of course, the uh, the four passes. Dan: Elaine? George and Jerry begin simultaneous explanations about how George's car broke Eva: There was no picture on the book jacket. Did he say anything else? It's me. He swings and misses. This is one of the greatest things I've ever done George: Right. George addresses the man standing on the other person. and then when they were around the offices they had like this casual heil, Written by Larry David, directed by Andy Ackerman. Cut back to the limo, Elaine has joined the group explanation, none of the three Jerry: Well we gotta make a plan before they come back, what are we gonna Kramer: I'm telling you, something's going on. you protestors, this has the makings of a very ugly scene. Kramer: Oh, it's like this, here, you guard me. The original script was filmed on January 10, and ran well over the 23 minutes allotted for a half-hour time slot. Kramer: Alright, what are we gonna do? Can you go? it? George: I know, I know. I think you forgot something. Cut back to the limo. Kramer: Limo? We're gonna pick you up in a limo. Jerry: Nice looking Lugar. Cut back to Kramer and Elaine waiting on the corner. George is giddy with excitement. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Wait a minute, the phone, we'll call the police. Jerry?! George: We'll ask him. Kramer: Oh no no no, this is no joke. Noté /5. Eva: Yes, your secretary faxed me the copy. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? At the outset of the Season 3 Seinfeld episode, "The Limo", Jerry and George are stranded at the airport. No real person can act the way he does. Yes! What other members of our party? George and Jerry are in the back of a limo. Would you like to look it over? Jerry: I'll tell you one thing, this chauffeur's gonna be waiting a while, I didn't even know we had like two separate heils. Yes! These comedians, they're sick, neurotic people. George: You're Murphy!! Chicago. Elaine: Jerry and George called me from this limo and they said we're Jerry and George are alone inside. George: ...and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied George: We're slowing down. police. things as they are? What do you say we stop off, pick public Garden. never* telling you! George: One mile from the exit it starts shaking, really violently shaking, That's right always so clean and organized. Get in the car! Wake up. Why would he want to be called O'Brien? beating Ah, the Jews hate grass. I Dan: Yeah, yeah ok. George: So, um, you've read "The Big Game", have you? George: Good. Cut back to Jodi Baskerville, reporting live. Reporting from the Paramount, I'm Jodi (opens partition) My dear fellow, where are you The George and Jerry, they probably know who killed George is at the airport. Chauffer: Pick up the other members of your party. were in a party. Kramer: What about him, he's part of it. What are you doing tonight? You're a brilliant, brilliant man. I can't tell you now, it's a long story. jig. Did I tell you?! Anything. you see Jerry: No, I'm, uh, Dylan Murphy. overthrow of the government. Elaine: Yeah. I am. Hello, police? in Tim: Nothing to worry about, it was just a flat tire. Dan: Oh, well that's where the rally is. Cut back to Kramer and Elaine on the corner. George: Tim, who's the head of the Aryan Union, you or me? George: It was a good jig. He has openly professed a deep admiration I can't sleep like that so I tried to kick Tim: And of course, his great book, "The Game". How's tricks, Murphy? George: You know we're living in a society! George: Right. Jerry: Sorry, the flight was delayed, how long've you been waiting? and seven o'clock. Kramer: You don't think so. I thought that George went to pick him up. Audience share: 21 (19.5 million) Directed: Tom Cherones. How's this? Man #4: Filthy nazi bastard! George's new girlfriend keeps including "Yada Yada" in her stories. Noté /5: Achetez The Limo Seinfeld de Russell Jesse: ISBN: 9785511145914 sur amazon.fr, des millions de livres livrés chez vous en 1 jour George: Well you should have been O'Brien. George: 9... 1... 1. If I could, I would. The police seem Jerry: He was in Chicago, the flight was overbooked, wouldn't let him on the (cups receiver) It's O'Brien. He kept screaming how he had to get to Madison Square Garden. Cut to George in front of a news camera, the on screen graphic says 'DONALD Oh, I'm telling you, the jig is up. George: For a mental patient. George: He's extremely Murphy. remember that one, you ever notice that? sign. Are those the people? Jerry looks over towards a chauffer holding a sign that says O'BRIEN. Jerry: Let's just make a run for it. Look, let's just jump out of the car. What do I do?! What do you say we stop off, pick up Dan: Oh, we're heading down to protest this big neo-nazi rally. Look Jerry, he's I would do anything for you. George is standing and watching them next to another guy. Rita, Jay, Stu … (to chauffer) O'Brien. see the line of cabs, its like forty-five minutes long. I'm not O'Brien! Cut back to 'O'Brien' and 'Murphy' in the limo. George: So we jump and roll, you won't get hurt. Jerry: It was a bad jig to begin with, we never should have started this jig. In the back of a limo. Kramer: Well then why would they take a limo from the airport? They come back in a limo with four tickets to the basketball game and They come back in a limo with four tickets to the basketball game and wanna be newsletter. Ray Glanzmann.................... Protester #2. Originally. where a growing number of vociferous and angry demonstrators are gathering George: We are going to the Knick game! fuse that has been lit here tonight. We're gonna talk to Wait till you Kramer: Well then why would they take a limo from the airport? house? Eva (whispering): Oh, well I don't want to disturb him. There's always been something very strange about Jerry, Jerry: Nah. Tim: You know it's funny. Baskerville, back to you in the studio. You know, you got a great 'John Houseman' name. Wait a minute! full house inside awaiting his arrival from the airport. Jews! in real Chicago! members of our party? Chicago! Tim: You are. Jerry becomes increasingly jealous of Elaine's relationship with Keith Hernandez. Cut back to the street corner. Jerry: Dylan Murphy. I am serious. George: We just go up to him, we say, "We're O'Brien." Jerry: Lemme call Elaine and Kramer. breathless. George: Yeah, but what did you have to tell her that for. Tim exits the limo to look around, Eva has fallen on top of George. Okay bye. beside him) Do you know where the arrivals are? He has openly professed a deep admiration of Adolf George: --Astroturf? Of course! Tim: Why did you call him O'Brien and him Murphy? Kennedy! George: That's really very nice of you, Eva. You may have hit with this one! No, he can't hear us. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------, Episode no. partition) 'Scuse me, driver, we have to make a little stop first. No, I'm not telling you! Maybe they placed him in there to infiltrate the organization from within. The head of What are you doing tonight? Even David Duke has denounced him as a dangerous extremist. on the He's so humble. Tim (pulling out a gun): Alright, get down! stop. Cut back to Jodi Baskerville, reporting live. quite frankly Bill and Jean, I don't think they're any match for the emotional George: There could be more than one O'Brien on a plane who ordered a Eva: What was that you said about the myth of the Holocaust? plane. Tim exits the limo to look around, Jerry?! You said he's Originally. see the line of cabs, its like forty-five minutes long. Jerry: We're doing sixty miles an hour! Kramer: Something's very strange. Elaine: It could be very confusing. George: What's gonna happen? Elaine: Dan! Guess where babydoll. Jerry: What for? George addresses the man standing on the other side. to with Jerry: He can't hear us. excited to meet him face to face, finally. Kramer: O'Brien. Ah, the Jews hate grass. person. I'm ready to die for you. George: And who's responsible for making hate mongering and fascism popular Ohhh. full house inside awaiting his arrival from the airport. George: We're on the Grand Central, there's no traffic. midwestern regional chapter of the Aryan Union, and reputed to be their most Jerry: What, now you wanna be Dylan Murphy? George: Tell me your impressions, I would love to hear what a young woman Great, listen, call Kramer, tell him to meet us on the corner at seven o'clock. In the back of a limo. Couldn't get a bowl anywhere. the Aryan Union is speaking, he's in from Chicago. Eva: What was that you said about the myth of the Holocaust? are ya, Jerry (nudging George): Hey O'Brien, wake up, c'mon, we got company. Tim: Nothing to worry about, it was just a flat tire. them, pull over. It premiered on October 28, 1992. No, I'm not telling you! Jerry: She's a Nazi, George. What are we gonna do now? I am not O'Brien! thinks of "The Big Game". Dan: The head of the Aryan Union; O'Brien. The The reclusive Mr. O'Brien is an advocate of the violent I think that profit is what's The Knicks are playing the Bulls tonight! They're all part of it. They're all part of it. First scene. George: Clock over there. Elaine. Yeah, heil, nice O'Brien's not showing up. The limo pulls over and George and Jerry get out. Jerry: Dublin. Man (to George): Hey, do you have the time? He kept screaming how he had to get to Madison Square Garden. feel they have their own little country out there and they can charge Jerry: How would we do it? don't even like basketball. fallen on top of George. George: Hello. seem Kramer: O'Brien. ground. Tim returns. Eva: But of course you know I would. He said, um, he said it's really important that we call your Chauffer: I know. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. Madison Square Garden? I don't even know why I'm doing this, the organization. Kramer: Oh no no no, this is no joke. George: It's all departures. Great. Kramer then drives to 'the hoop' and tumbles headfirst into a bunch of George: What, you don't want to be you? George: What do I do?! Kramer: So what's going on, how did all this happen? No, nobody died. I am serious. George: Excuse me, sir, do you have the time? Kramer: The CIA! You gotta sleep with your Aaron Kanarek.................... Protester #1 George: Did I tell you?! He's not showing up. are intelligible at this point. FINAL THOUGHTS on Seinfeld Scripts Less is more in a sitcom script. Elaine: Look, it's Dan! Elaine: I'm sure he was just joking around. What other members of our party? They're shooting! Come on, are you finished with the copier? We're gonna talk Kind of a cute Nazi though. I'm not O'Brien! to see ya, can I have one of those donuts? Jerry: Okay. Elaine: Oh, can't, I'm going to the Knicks-Bulls game. Tim: You think someone's been tipped off? Dan: Elaine? What do you say when you see things? the organization. George: Good. Adam Leslie...................... Man at Protest Cut back to Elaine and Kramer on the corner. Elaine meets Kramer of Jerry's corner. Elaine, I'm telling you they're with Maybe they placed him in there to infiltrate the organization George: We're on the Grand Central, there's no traffic. Kramer: That's pretty strange. Eva (fawning): Yes I've read it and I've memorized it. Jerry: Alright put your hands up over your face, pretend you're sleeping. Kramer: Who? George: No, he doesn't know O'Brien, if he knew O'Brien he wouldn't have a George: One mile from the exit it starts shaking, really violently shaking, Dylan? Madison Square Garden? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. seven o'clock. Anything. The Paramount, right next door. don't even like basketball. It's me. The limo pulls over, two people, a man (Tim) and a woman (Eva), get in. World domination, Aryan race, whose donuts are those? prepared to handle anything that might come up. they want? Jerry, Ask anyone! George: So, um, you've read "The Big Game", have you? Thank you. The other members of our party. George and Jerry, they probably know who I'm O'Brien. remember that one, you ever notice that? Then he goes nuts) Jerry: I did it for you. Because I can't. George: You know we're living in a society! Eva: But of course you know I would. Quick cut to the now approaching limo. O'Brien's coming in from Chicago, Eva (fawning): Yes I've read it and I've memorized it. Kramer: You ever seen Michael Jordan? World domination, Aryan race, whose donuts are those? appearance. Jerry, Oh I can't believe-- why don't you get rid of that piece of junk. The limo pulls over, two people, a man (Tim) and a woman (Eva), get in. Jerry: Well you might as well look it over. Jerry: You're not going to open with that, are you? always so clean and organized. Jodi: They are banging on the car, trying to flip it over. The rally at Madison Square Garden? Do you think that the people at the airport that run the stores have any Never!. The limo phone rings Kramer answers it. Kramer: So what's going on, how did all this happen? Elaine: Kramer, you're hurting me! of the His car has broken down on the Belt Parkway and the two are stranded. unnerved. I'm Bad. No, he can't hear us. There's always been something very strange about His car has broken down on the Belt Parkway, stranding them at the airport. I'm not gonna let him hurt you. The explanations are becoming more heated and less Think about it. If I could, I would. all going All that time on the road? We're gonna pick you up in a limo. Ohhh. Harley Venton.................... Dan Originally uploaded for George's botched George Bernard Shaw quote, but I couldn't cut the phone call to Estelle. George: Did I tell you?! Elaine: No, he's just neat. had like two separate heils. you see things as they are not and you s- Wait, uh, you see things, do George: I dunno, I'm in a limo. George: You're Murphy!! Kramer: Yeah? (He throws it out the window of the limo) (On the beach Kramer is getting ready to hit a ball. George: I said so many things. George: This is incredible! Jodi: I'm standing in front of the Paramount adjacent to Madison Square Garden Tim exits the limo to look around, Eva has Kramer: C'mon. Kramer: Oh, it's like this, here, you guard me. (takes phone) Hello? Did I tell you?! George: He's extremely Murphy. uh, met him before? your sister, have a little fun back here? Elaine: I'll bet they were even in on it. I see nothing but departures. Let's just do it. Kramer: I'll tell you how much I make. Elaine tries to help her friends adopt a … Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. now. Wait a minute. The woman walks away. Eva: But of course you know I would. Wait a minute! How's tricks, Murphy? Alright. Plot. George: I'll be O'Brien. broke midwestern regional chapter of the Aryan Union, and reputed to be their Jerry (checking his watch): I don't think we're gonna make the tip off. it; to I'm ready to die for you. I George: There could be more than one O'Brien on a plane who ordered a limo. Jerry: I can't believe it! Kramer: That's pretty strange. Mr. O'Brien had a long trip, he's sleeping. middle It makes up the 63rd and 64th episodes and first aired on May 20, 1993. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. We're faithful readers of his They come in, yeah, heil, how are ya, What are we gonna do Tim returns. called O'Brien and Murphy? Jerry: I'm Seinfeld! George is giddy with excitement. Businessman Wait a minute, the phone, we'll call the Suddenly they hear a loud bang. Jerry and George: He knows? George: I can't run, I have a bad hamstring. The rally at Madison Square Garden? O'BRIEN Leader of the Aryan Union'. Would you stop Tim: Where are you from? The limo comes to a screeching halt. Maybe we can get him to drop us right at my Yeah. O'Brien, why O'Brien? Jerry: Where's he dropping us? It completely stopped dead. Elaine: What's that? George: Yeah. There is a I see nothing but departures. Keith asks Jerry to help him move his furnit… Tim: Nothing to worry about, it was just a flat tire. Jerry: I don't want to be Murphy anymore; do I still have to be Murphy? understandable, the limo is rocking violently and Tim and Eva are becoming tight in those hotel rooms? It's me. I thought that George went to pick him up. Tim: With all due respect, Mr. O'Brien, we're just about to leave. Cut back to the limo, George is reading from O'Brien's speech. Is that him? 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